A list of achievements. All achievements are given an explanation, insight for achieving (if I haven’t gotten it myself), or just the title.

Full Achievements Guide

Introduction

There are 98 endings and 2 proper achievements in this game.

The large majority of endings are found by running out of a resource as a result of making a certain choice.

Many endings can only be found by playing with random resources, which allows you to start with few enough resources to run out by making certain decisions.

• Endings with plain text are usually tested explanations.
• Endings with an @ are my best guess, usually because it’s an ending I got before I started tracking how to get the endings.
• Endings with just a quote are the title of the achievement, which can be a indication of what to try out.
• Endings with a quote and an @ include my insight on what to try out to get the achievement.

Achievements

• 1.Sell your army at the market until it hits 0.
• 2.Sell your food at the market until it hits 0.
• 3.Buy stuff at the market until your money hits 0.
• 4.Sell your faith at the market until it hits 0.
• 5.Sell your happiness at the market until it hits 0.
• 6.Sell your health (heart) at the market until it hits 0.
• 7.Execute your advisor, and execute his twin as well.
• 8.Call Therald a coward and don’t apologize
• 9.Run from Esteban
• [email protected] Fight against Esteban and lose
• 11.Beg for mercy from Esteban
• 12.Run out of money by hiring an assassin or injecting a spy to kill Esteban
• 13.“Never underestimate the double game”
• 14.Play with random resources, start with low military. Use necromancy against Kalahar Ard and lose.
• 15.Beg for mercy from the Kalahar Ard
• 16.Stay silent after you are defeated by the Kalahar Ard.
• 17.Try and fail to bargain with the Kalahar Ard.
• 18.“Help from your agent”
• 19.Hold the princess in your bedchambers
• 20.“A Title is a valuable thing to bargain with”
• [email protected] Run when invaders arrive.
• 22.Recruit necromancer, execute priest, then execute necromancer.
• 23.When on bad terms, don’t immediately call the guards when the princess asks to enter your bedchambers.
• 24.“Demons! Demons everywhere!”
• 25.“Feeling a bit peckish?”
• 26.“Never enough”
• 27.“Become a slave to a demon”.
• 28.Triggers after ending the day with happiness 0. Judging by the text shown, it might be a glitch, but it can be reliably reproduced.
• 29.“Is that you or just a black goo?”
• 30.“Dethroned”
• 31.“Vase to the head”
• 32.“Sweet dreams, my King!”
• [email protected] “Quiet bride” Beatrix is a quiet bride.
• 34.“Really? Is that a reason for an assassination?”
• [email protected] Get burned at the stake for saying ‘no’ during wedding
• 36.“Political vengeance”
• 37.“Wow! There are more thieves than one?”
• [email protected] Get burned at the stake by the pope for being heretical.
• 39.“Romeo and Juliet”
• 40.“THIS. IS. ETAKAN!”
• [email protected] Allow the necromancer into your castle, pope kills you.
• [email protected] Pope declares you unfit to rule
• 43.“Crazy little sparrow”
• 44.“The grief, the death of Messiah”
• 45.“Wait… Why did I said that?”
• 46.“Good news, everyone!”
• 47.“Oh, what a knight…”
• 48.Agree to become vassal, then become vassal
• 49. “Steak for a flying beast”
• 50.Marry Countess Delover, get killed by a merchant assassin
• 51.“Triple rainbow”
• 52.Marry Beatrix, fail to stop her from summoning God
• 53.Marry Anna Sopristan, be on bad terms with her, execute Countess Delover on the spot.
• 54.Marry Anna Sopristan, be on good terms with her, execute Countess Delover on the spot.
• 55.Get faith to 0 by legitimizing the werewolf cult, which I believe shows up if the werewolf is not killed at the start of the game.
• 56.Try to build irrigation without enough money when famine strikes
• 57.Give inquisitors power, to deal with the plague or otherwise.
• 58.“Who let the dogs out?
• [email protected] “The crying King” I’m not sure exactly how to get this, but you can cry at Therald to get him to help you out of pity.
• 60.“I grant you my sword”
• 61.“Beast Slayer is starving”
• [email protected]“I’m gonna catch that thief whatever it takes” Presumably you need to run out of resources while trying to catch Esteban.
• 63.“Who cares if it was fair?”
• 64.Run out of happiness by giving Esteban a barony.
• 65.“Panic attack”
• 66.“You didn’t say they were hungry!”
• 67.“United by poison”
• 68.Play with random resources, start with really low happiness. Run out of happiness by executing peasants at the start.
• 69.“At least I’ll dance on my grave” Nice.
• 70.“Now HE is the assassin?”
• 71.“Swords first, money go second”
• 72.“The whipping for the King”
• 73.Play with random resources, start with really low happiness. Run out of happiness by holding ball for nobility.
• 74. “Death by Chandelier”
• 75.“The gallows”
• 76.Run out of happiness by taking the goat in court
• 77.Run out of happiness by failing the mining minigame
• 78.“Now I’m surrounded”
• 79.Get happiness to 0 by throwing bodies into a pit
• 80.“Medieval hater”
• 81.“Best decision ever”
• 82.Get killed by the Grey Plague. It triggered after I chose to not do anything.
• [email protected] “The Queen of Thieves overdid it” You can marry Esteban after recruiting her, and she will plan a giant heist.
• 84.Get religion to 0 by performing an orgy after becoming King.
• 85.Get religion to 0 by doing demon sacrifices after becoming King
• 86.Get happiness to 0 by executing heretics after becoming King
• 87.Get food to 0 by holding a peasant feast after becoming King
• 88.Get money to 0 by holding a nobleman ball after becoming King.
• 89.“The fate of a tree”
• 90.Run out of money by sparing the woodcutter, unless I lost track of which achievement that was.
• [email protected] “Miners, to the rescue!” This probably has to do with the mine collapse event, and running out of resources as a result.
• [email protected] “The Matriarch” This might happen because your queen usurps your power. Azaelia Is a likely candidate.
• 93.“Unhappy Shuriken”
• 94.“Let’s talk business”
• 95.Thrown off the walls by religious guards after attacking Pope.
• 96.Anger a foreign country in diplomacy, get invaded, and lose.
• 97.“Healer’s journey
• 98.“Please don’t cry”

Destroy the game: Be evil, recruit the necromancer, in the end he hacks the game. You have to properly quit the game when this happens.

Become Great: Conquer or Ally the whole world. This is easier if you have a proper income for the endgame. For example, if you marry Esteban and she succeeds in her heist, you have a permanent gold income.