The recent release of San Andreas starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a timely reminder that if you want to have a hope of surviving a natural or man-made disaster, it’s best to heed the Hollywood Disaster Masters. Quick, go out today and rent almost any film directed by Roland Emmerich, or Irwin Allen’s productions during the 1970’s, and take heed of every minute. The tips from these films could very well save your life in the event of the most unexpected and incredible disaster, not to mention do wonders for your love life!

Don’t Go Near The Hollywood Sign

It’s generally the first thing to be destroyed in the event or a storm or earthquake, so steer clear!

Don’t Be A Douche

Douches will always have something drop on them or fall into something. Don’t be that guy.