He's definitely going the way of Aaron Hernandez. You still have hope of being the mistress though, OP. Chin up

Who will be his best man, Aaron Rodgers? They can have their own sleepover themed Bachelor party.

I rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my head,rolled out the front door into the street, where they were ran over by a UPS truck ! Gurl puhleeze !

I feel really sorry for him to marry a woman when all he really wants is to be the bottom in a gang bang and watch Pretty Little Liars re-runs.

Is he still saving his virginity for the wedding night?

R7 has managed to describe the perfect weekend.

This belongs in the "happy heterosexual couples" thread. So funny.

[quote]they were ran over by a UPS truck

Oh, dear.

Poor Timmy. Religion really fucked him up.

That hair cut is doing him no favors. He needs to get to Great Clips. Stat. I wish he was still a Denver Bronco.

Nothing strange about this, most homosexuals marry fish.

Well, if he's really straight and has really never had sex with a woman, his bride may not survive the wedding night. And he'll probably go berserk with lust. They may need to have private security stationed outside their hotel room.

Like I said............if he's really straight. Mmm hmm, yeah.

That first night would be weird. "So, I guess when it gets hard enough, I stick in where exactly? I have never seen one, so you are gonna have to guide me in on this. Also, I masturbated frequently, so we may want to start off with that."

Is he really a virgin at 32?

He had to get married to a woman eventually. He had no choice.

I want to read the pre-nip.

Will they have two wedding tops, because that boy has bottom face from here to Honolulu honey.

Is his wife a virgin, too? Or just a gold digger?

What a joke. These closeted freaks are humiliating themselves. Just come out already. I believe once more and more closeted individuals come out, society has to deal with knowing gays are fine. What’s the big deal? Although, unfortunately I lived a straight lie for 28 years. If I knew what I know now, I would have come out earlier. Although, it’s easier said then done.

R24, some of us are just waiting for the right girl to come along. Maybe I'll finally find her when I turn 70.

I was so hopeful I would become Mrs. Tim Tebow. Some gals have all the luck!

From one happy hetero couple to another, Mazel Tov!

TMZ read him for filth. He was sweating his face off through his "pink" shirt?! Is that what's referred to as gay panic.

It wasn't the dancing. It was the vagina proximity. Terrifying.

Are these two crazy kids next?

Our Timmy really takes that "save some room for the Holy Ghost" admonition seriously, doesn't he?

On my wedding night, should I just close my eyes and think of England?

If that's what he wants, then I won't judge him. I think he wants children more than a wife or partner. And he'll probably be a great Dad. A great Dad can get you through a lot of difficult things.

Honey, can you watch the kids? I'm going to the gym for some "me time"

Tebow is about as straight as Jake G.

[quote]If I knew what I know now, I would have come out earlier.

What do you wish you knew earlier?

Oh, this reminds me that I should see the movie 'In & Out' again.

R26 Cheryl you cunt. No one likes your crusty snatch juices.

Buzz 🐝 off

[quote]Is he really a virgin at 32?

According to this article from The Christian Post earlier this year, both Tebow and Ms. Universe claim to still be virgins:

[quote]And now, despite being engaged to Miss Universe 2017, the successful athlete says he's still saving himself for that special day and revealed Nel-Peters is too.

[quote]“It’s just a choice that we made, that we both wanted to do that together and we’ll try to make it as special as possible,” Tebow said.

R37 I was so afraid of my family disowning me. My father was a pastor and we lived a very strict upbringing. I found that I was living for them. I forgot about my wants and secretly knew I was gay. Well, my worries proved correct. My once close family disowned me and even told my aunts and uncles, etc. were told by my family; it’s me or them. Unfortunately, they chose my family. For a year, I was sent hate mail about the sins of gays and that I was definitely going to hell. I created a fire pit and knew which ‘letters’ to burn. I stopped reading their shit and was able to create a weekly fire of all their shit. I took back control. I was tired of playing the role victim.

I’m very happy and my relationship with my family is up and down. I was not allowed any contact with my nieces or nephews, because I would turn them gay. Their loss...

Although, I’ve really had to do a lot of work on forgiveness and boundaries. I’ve grown leaps and bounds, and I am proud of who I am.

My parents told my aunt I’m still confused and really want to be with the opposite sex. Cray Cray

Tim Tebow is one of the most sickening closet cases I've ever seen. Every year he gets gayer (the last interview I saw of him he had an actual LISP!), and I agree with others who said it... at SOME point he was going to have to marry a woman and "lose his virginity." But he waited until 32?! How ridiculous!! Why didn't he find a beautiful woman when he was 20 like Kirk Cameron did?! That's what a STRAIGHT religious fanatic does. It's just further proof he's gay and was putting off this charade for as long as possible!

Thanks for sharing your story, R41.

Wow those two belong in my thread on happy heterosexual couples.

[quote]Why didn't he find a beautiful woman when he was 20 like Kirk Cameron did?!

I was busy performing circumcisions in the Philippines.

So sad and ridiculous. I wonder if Tebow's meathead fans think he's gay or they believe all the religious bullshit as to why he's never dated.

Tim Tebow radio interview from 2017 where he discusses how he avoids impure thoughts & temptations:

Tim is a very nice guy. Whatever he is I wish him the best including on his big day.

"Impure thoughts" and trying not to beat off, it's hard to believe people like this still exist in 2019. It's like somebody trying to bring Prohibition back, it's so antiquated.

You just know Aaron Hernandez had that big ole queen having wet dreams for days after spotting that giant snake flopping around.

Tim is a great guy and a true, authentic Christian who loves Jesus more than all else. Every choice in his life is centered around his love and devotion to Christ. He continues to be one of the biggest modern Christian role models, and is widely beloved.

I've never heard of Tebow saying a hateful word about the gay community, or anyone really. If he wants to build a closet out of church pews and live a repressed life as some beauty queen's husband, I hope he can find some happiness doing that.

Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

Yeah, many people make the choice of their faith/religion over sex and sexuality. It’s common. As long as he is not hateful toward people, I wish him well.

Where are they registered?

If he's gonna marry he should pick an ugly girl that knows how to cook and is smart

A friend of a friend grew up deeply closeted and self-loathing in a conservative Christian family, and when he went the bearding route it blew up in his face.

His nosy bitch of a wife decided to go snooping on his phone and found Grindr. When she confronted him about it, he came out to her, but instead of being compassionate, she went vengeful and scorched earth. She threw him out of their house, lawyered up and took everything in the divorce, and outed him to his family and their church, ensuring that he was ostracized by everyone. For a while he lived in a motel and moonlighted as an escort (he's a financial planner) until he got back on his feet.

How do people's wives get into their phones?

How do people's wives get into their phones?

Sounds like the plot for a good movie, R61.

She sounds like one scorned, angry bitch.

r61 I hope that bitch gets what's coming to her.

Beauty queens have for ages made for excellent beards. Tim has dated several. Finally found a South African lovely who won’t mind the green card and the publicity.

I hope Timmy masturbates now and then.

r61

Sounds about fair payback for being a liar. When you sow deception, don't expect to reap wonders

Miss Timmy is just as nelly as pink curtains! Therefore this is LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!!!!

But Timmy, as well as all hot looking A-list zillionaire celebs, have to appear 'str8' although many, if not most, are as queer as three dollar bills!

Timmy thinks he's straight.

Imagine is religious athletes like Tim Tebow an Steele Johnson came out. Imagine if superstar athletes like JJ Watt and Odell Beckham jr came out. Think about what that would do for the self esteem of gay people around the world. Think about what that would do to the perception of gay people men in particular in this country.

Yeah there would be the requisite snarky comments but people would realize Hey this guy's the best at what he does and and he's gay.

But major team sport athleTes grow up in an environment where being gay or identifying as gay is the worst thing a man can be. The bigger an athlete is, the more engrained this view is. Team Athletic masculinity abhors and fears homosexuality like nothing else.

Maybe Tim is just a sweet, straight, Christian man and you all are the ones with the problem. Just putting that out there as a possibility.

And I acknowledge that possibility. As someone who had many evangelical friends and attends a large evangelical church, I can attest there are many, many sincere Christian men like Tebow who live married heterosexual lives. What I do know, is he is a genuine sweet Christian man.

Most straight evangelicals don't FLAME the way Timmy does

R75, not most, but many married Christian men do have similar mannerisms and even sweetness. There are different types of evangelicals. I’m not talking about the Falwell types. Tim is part of a different stream of gentle conservative Christians.

r76 I'm a Christian and I've grown up in the Black Baptist church. I can think of two very effeminate men who are both married. Most people think they are gay though. I know one got married very late in life.

I've just never met these mythical effeminate straight guys that keep getting talked about on forums like this. Let me rephrase. I've never met any that I actually believe are actually heterosexual.

I used to feel the same way about effeminate men R77,until I met a friend of mine about a decade ago. I swore on my gay card he was a closet queen,he couldnt be more girly if he tried,but he truly is straight as a board. He was raised by a mother and 3 sisters,both his grandfathers were dead,no uncles or male cousins,so he literally had no males in his life. He is a lovely person,but that man can swish !

Wouldn't Danica have to have a vagina, ovaries, and a uterus to have a pregnancy scare?

Well if Tebow is sweating the dance he can't be gay can he?

We've seen these reality-theme d-list celebrities broadcast their romances and engagements before. Rarely do they work out. Tim enjoys being a celebrity and this sham marriage keeps him in the public eye and it keeps him employed.

Nevertheless, like OP I too feel bad for TIm and his fiance. It's going to be embarrassing.

Tim doesn't seem to want to admit anything to himself, so I'm under the impression that she's either in this for money or she's oblivious. I hope he finds a good attorney.

[quote]Most straight evangelicals don't FLAME the way Timmy does

^ This.

Has she introduced him to "Peggy"?

R86 it’s more like has he introduced her to John.

R49 In that photo he certainly appears not to have avoided any of those temptations found on his plate.

How selfish of him to deny his wife a heterosexual husband.

Flaunting ring - check

Embrace - sorta check, could be a lot better

Smile - barely check, looks painful

Chemistry and passion - anti-check

He needs to do something about that gay face.

I bid $100 for that sweaty pink t-shirt!

I've see dancing bears at the Circus with more grace than Timbo. But he is looking at her like he really loves her, while she looks like she is at work.

Tebow 500% was letting Aaron Hernandez fuck him silly all those years ago.

When I look at that photo, I don't see a man and woman who really love each other and want to be together. I'm first to admit that I could be wrong.

It could be a lavender marriage.

He's getting married? Great, who's the lucky guy?

Tebow has a masculine body, but everything else is screams flamer! The smile, the hand holding, hairdo, face.

Poor Timmy. He'll have to settle for getting pegged with a strap-on when he consummates his union.

R99 if he does I'd like to know if it makes him cum hands-free.

[quote] Tim Tebow is one of the most sickening closet cases I've ever seen. Every year he gets gayer (the last interview I saw of him he had an actual LISP!), and I agree with others who said it... at SOME point he was going to have to marry a woman and "lose his virginity." I

Well...he's only a heterosexual virgin. Same-sex fellatio, cum-swallowing, golden showers, nipple-play, rimming, fisting and breeding don't count.

I doubt Tim has done any of that. I think it's more like he's unaware, oblivious or confused. Maybe Tim believes if he's devout and religious he will overcome his confusing inclinations. To me, it seems Tim has convinced himself and others that he's honorable and noble and devout, but just waiting for the right woman. These two might consummate on their wedding night and maybe once or twice after, but I'd give the marriage two years. Maybe they will adopt.

TIm reminds me a lot of Ted Haggard, Todd Chrisley, disgraced congressman Aaron, and that reality star / real estate guy. Hanging on to their little bit of celebrity and bursting to show how well they dance.

R102, I read that imagining Hannibal Lecter’s voice.

i hope she makes him eat her tuna cave.

Ive said it before and Ill say it again...Tims got baby dick hence the reluctance to have sex with anyone male OR female. Hes been in locker rooms all his life and he feels very insecure about his cocklet . I know what I know and Ive never been wrong about dick.

The whole family are riding deluxe on the Jesus Money💰Train. This will keep them in good graces for a good while. 2 kids & T-O-N-S of Family friendly photos will keep them rich for decades(.)

r106 do you remember those pictures of him in tighty-whities during some sort of physical evaluation? your speculation is spot on, but i still say he could put all three inches anywhere he wanted.

Do you suppose she will take his virginity from him while he trembles live a dove?

Tim gets Xanax prescription prior to honeymoon.

I think he is incredibly sexy. Love me or hate me for it.

beautiful physique, micopenis, christian fundamentalism......all you need to know

He looks rather like a caveman with not much of value or import going on in his brain. I prefer very thin, almost waif-like twinks with a mind of their own even a mind with not very thought out I’d eas.

He looks rather like a caveman with not much of value or import going on in his brain. I prefer very thin, almost waif-like twinks with a mind of their own even a mind with not very thought out ideas.

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Oh no doubt r111. I'm with you.

Who cares if he isnt well hung? I'd fuck him if he had a vagina.

My money is on he had an encounter with someone who threatened blackmail. Team Tebow paid but went into high gear beard mode to squash any rumors that may start up.

The real question is what big burly man took Tebow's sweet Christian cherry?

R112, please define "micropenis"? It has a medical definition. I'm curious if anyone know it. R106, you should called out regardless of the topic. "Baby dick" is slang, not a formal term. I was raised properly and never do anything like that to anyone! R108 demonstrates immaturity and sadism. Nobody should be outed.

If Tebow is a closeted hypocrite, he should be exposed in an ETHICAL manner.

If Tebow is straight, bi, or gay with legitimate problems, he should be left alone. I suspect what R118 is correct or the first sentence of what R114 commented. I know a smokin' hot gay man with 9" who's a shy darling and chose to remain a virgin until 27, so it's possible. Not probable, but possible. I don't like Tebow, but what some of you are doing to him is the equivalent of gay bashing.

r120 lacks reading comprehension skills.

R121 that's called projection. Maybe your dyslexia is just one of your many problems including stalking, bigotry, hate, collusion and vengeance?

-120

Let's get to the footage of Gronk fucking Tebow.

r122 you’re exactly right - you are indeed projecting!

have a nice day, sugar.

Tebow comes from privilege. He's dim with pretty eyes and a nice ass. Hope marriage works for him, but he seems to be a different person when the doors close to his house. There's a raging lunatic inside his head more than micropenis and sexuality. For Tebow it seems that matters of sexuality are more means to an end. More than satisfaction.

Now that I see that photo, I realize that Tebow is not attractive, but that's subjective. I don't want to publish what else I may see.

ALL I KNOW IS i wish i could be a fly on the wall of his bedroom (and with a camcorder to film it!) to see tebow's 1st puss orgasm and his orgasm face in close up! wicked delicious kinky that would be!! and to see his entire body tremble, shake, quiver in orgasm with a woman for the very first time! heck, put a tiny microscopic camera in his new wife's puss walls just to see tebow's erection going wild for the first time in it both in motion AND in shooting! lol!....

the power trip smile on his new wife's face would be awesome knowing it's SHE who took mr. studly famous christian athlete's "cherry"!.. and he's now addicted? to it and her!...

R127 you're delightful! Thanks. :-)

Aaron Hernandez is Tim's lost love.

R129, OMG, I've never seen that photo! It's damning, but I don't want to comment further.

Hope the new Mrs. Tebow is deft at pegging

Nothing wrong with that boy that a good marathon Gronking won't fix.

R129, Hernandez *was* the love of Tebow's life.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tebow's mindset about relationships is that he wants a wife, kids and traditional family unit and to get fucked by guys on the side. I have no problem believing he has no intention of giving up hetero privilege. With him I think image and appearances is most important and being a Christian is part of that. He gives no fucks about gays or the gay community. He's a having the cake and eating it too kind of individual. I don't think he's a good guy.

Is he still on ESPN or is he just doing the Xtian speech circuit?

R134 interesting take. After I saw the photo that R129 posted, I wouldn't be surprised. R135, Tebow does TV commercials in my area for an HVAC contractor. The makeup and camera make him look better than in other photos.

[quote]to see his entire body tremble, shake, quiver in orgasm with a woman for the very first time!

MARY!

I agree with R134. It's about appearances and pushing his image of being a great guy.

She has the body of a skinny boy...

He looks like a poorly closeted country music star here.

Maybe Tim can compare notes with Evan Lysacek :

Gayface is a bitch. You can run but you cannot hide.

At R129 Tebow seems to have a crush on La Hernandez. Not that I blame him.

Hopefully Tebow has someone with a suitably thick cock to satisfy his needs.

Will he quietly cry after he consummates the marriage? From the sheer beauty of it?

Why’d he get a nose job? It seems to keep shrinking. Like it’s super skinny. If you see his high school photos he had a proper nose. Maybe he broke it and they tried to make it look better. Hmm. Questions questions.

R146 No, that will happen while his 'best man' rails him afterwards.

Tebow looks a lot like a friend I lost to suicide a few years ago. He had struggled with his sexuality for years and turned to drugs for help. Tebow acts almost the same way, but his crutch is the church. This is a man who is never truly happy, His smile is rehearsed. He probably has body dismorphia and has gotten work done, even though he didn't need it (the nose, a face lift are both likely). His marriage will be the last straw before some kind of meltdown. He is banking on it making him happy, and it won't.

^^ ghost of Aaron Hernandez waiting for ya Timmy

Genuine affection between the bride and Ms. Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters!

I feel bad for the bride.

R153 I'll just close my eyes and try not to think of her teeth near my dirty parts.

[quote] Tim enjoys being a celebrity and this sham marriage keeps him in the public eye and it keeps him employed.

Most ex-professional football players have jobs of the car salesman variety.

I once had a meeting with a former famous pro-football player who was working for Canon selling copy machines to businesses. I didn't know who the hell he was--though he was wearing a huge championship ring. One of my colleagues recognized him.

He's not a bright man. This is the easiest (only?) way for him to be a millionaire.

Did he fuck her yet or are they waiting for the wedding night? LOL

What a farce

R149, I can't disagree except why would Tebow have body dysmorphia? Way too many people permit others to dictate how they feel about themselves and their lives. RuPaul: "What others think of me is none of my business."

yup, looks like he got a nose job. he looked better before.

Only on DL is RuPaul worth a quote.

I've been seeing him on TV promoting some Keto drinks. His face is really red.

Tebow is pathetic and needs a good dick in his ass, but I have to say that I find great humor in Evangelical nutjobs heralding a closeted gay man as a pillar of the "Christian faith."

[quote]I have to say that I find great humor in Evangelical nutjobs heralding a closeted gay man as a pillar of the "Christian faith."

Why not? They herald a pussy-grabber on his third marriage to a Slovenian hooker as their Dear Leader.

I feel bad for the bride too. Do people think that the bride is aware Tim is gay or is questioning? I would doubt Tim has told anyone that he's been having "unnatural urges". He's more the type to pray and pray and pray privately.

I think Tim sneaks off and disappears periodically on the downlow to satisfy in desire, feels ashamed and then rushes back to his family and girlfriend with some flowers. I would imagine in two years they quietly divorce. She'll be awarded a lot in the settlement, but it will include a gag order.

I think Tim resembles

(a) Cubbie the guitarist from FOSTER THE PEOPLE (b) Porn star Paul Wagner

[quote] but it will include a gag order.

Will that include the gag in his mouth.

Is Tim even more repressed than Shawn Mendes?

Question; why are people so sure he's gay? Maybe he's asexual or has very low libido and self righteously plays it as "Godly self control". Trust me. Churches are filled with these types

I don't think so. those sports pros are horny as fuck!

Tebow would probably get fucked in the endzone if he would get away with it.

R165 " I feel bad for the bride".... she knows exactly what is in her contract. How long she has to stay with her multimillionaire "husband". If she gets a bonus for dropping crotch fruit. How many photo ops she needs to be in. When the " parting as friends" release will be made. It's is all spelled out clause by clause. Miss South WTF just hit the jackpot and she doesn't have to touch it. Pity.

R173 Aww, he's ready for Gronk, clearly.

Tim probably has a smaller dick than that.

Most beards have no clue, even in Hollywood fyi. Closet cases don't take the risk of handing that information to a business associate. In the cases where there's an explicit agreement as to media appearances and duration, it's not hard for him to hide behind the "I'm just a hetero fame whore" excuse. Straight men do showmances too. For the attention or when their real personas don't align with their PR image (e.g Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley)

Have you seen the YouTube videos R170?!? Have you heard that voice? As you already stated yourself, churches are full of this type (although I would maintain hardly any are this nelly)…ask yourself why. Shocked you’d have to ask.

This is ridiculous, none of you have any idea if this man is gay, straight or bi. The big evidence that this man is DEFINITELY GAY is basically because you consider him to be femme. Meanwhile, if a straight person said these exact same things about how they know that femme=gay then they would be lambasted and called out for their homophobia. The hypocrisy is real.

R166 Cubbie hasn't been with Foster the People in years. Ok, that's all I got from this thread. But Tebow does have a passing resemblance to that guy.

"...CONSIDER him to be femme"...

Sweetie, aliens from other planets at area 51 are shown his YouTube clips and agree he is femme.

r181, ok, let's all agree that he's the embodiment of femme, how does that translate to him definitely being gay and his marriage a sham?

I think it's also because he has gay voice and appears to be religiously repressed, is staying a virgin until marriage, etc.

r178 I thought Tebow was gay before I really knew how effeminate he was. I follow the NFL but not college football so I hadn't heard any of his interviews but I heard his story it was a red flag because I've been in his shoes.

I don't trust the heterosexuality of any man who shows no interest in women I'm sorry just because he's a devout Christian doesn't mean he wouldn't have had a girlfriend or two by the time he was 20.

Straight guys even very religious ones love women, they think about sex with women 24/7

R178 Pussy's name is Timmy.

I guess Timmy's PR has found this thread.

He flames in sooo many interviews! I caught a few min of his nbc appearance when he was promoting his book and my gawd...gurl, he was FLAMING! Didn't even try to hide it...you could see the flames from outer space.

He's gay and we know it!

If if walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

I don't share my boy with no grasping conniving female!

R178, do you follow college football at all? Have you seen his interviews? Have you seen the YouTube videos of him kissing different men on the mouth? Have you seen the interviews with his Phyllis Schlafly of a mom? You can smell the religious repression a mile away. At this point you’re either willfully ignorant or some trolling frau. Smh...

at 3:47 " i'm sure they would be lovely"

The staying a virgin until marriage thing would have been more plausible if he'd gotten married a decade ago, in his early 20's.

Straight religious men who are actually virgins until marriage do something like that. But waiting until age 32 stretches credibility.

R91 He was a great tight end.

[quote][R178], do you follow college football at all? Have you seen his interviews? Have you seen the YouTube videos of him kissing different men on the mouth? Have you seen the interviews with his Phyllis Schlafly of a mom? You can smell the religious repression a mile away. At this point you’re either willfully ignorant or some trolling frau. Smh...

r189, no, I don't follow American football, I only know about this guy from DL and the only thing I know about this guy is from DL posting a link showing an interview, the gist of the thread being that he was totally femme (and thus, definitely gay). I'm all for a bit of fun gossip and pointless bitchery, hence why I visit DL on the daily. What I find strange is the forcefulness of the negativity directed at this guy (he's a cowardly closet case who is denying his true self) and his fiance (the criticism runs the gamut from her being a being a brain dead idiot to a Machiavellian villain using their fake relationship to gain fame and fortune). But all of this is based solely on speculation and stereotypes, we know nothing about his sexual orientation, it basically boils down to this: guy is femme so we KNOW he's gay. The irony is, if these exact same posts were made by straight guys on an ESPN message board, we would be the first to call them out on their femmephobia/homophobia.

you're only seen one interview R195? we have seen multiple over the years. He pings off the charts and purses fall out of his mouth.

I can’t speculate on Tim’s personal preference, but I’d say we’ve seen this before.

C-list entertainers, housewives, parents of multiple children, hip hoppers, second string athletes, and 1980s rock stars celebrate their romance publicly in the press, on talk shows and on reality television. Every day life and learning new skills and attending gala events. Romantic walks along the beach, learning to dance, planning wedding seating arrangements live on television.

We’ve seen this with: Kate & Jon Gosselin, Nick and Jessica Simpson Lachey, Adrianne Maloof and Paul Naseef, Britney and Kevin, Khloe and Lamar, Bethenny and Jason Frankel, Kris Humphies / Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, this list goes on and on and on.

Ultimately, these reality show romances and marriages end in divorce. The couple unravel before our eyes. I predict it will happen with Tim and his bride.

It surprises me that Tim and his handlers haven’t sold his wedding event rights to a network or scheduled a pay-per-view event to watch his wedding.

You guys are wrong. They'll be together forever, just like John Travolta and Kelly Preston, or Will and Jada

There's a difference. John / Kelly and Will/ Jada didn't have reality shows or allow the media to cover their daily life or their engagement and wedding.

If they were engaged/married nowadays, they probably would. R201

R187 The thought of Aaron Hernandez shoving that fat pinga into Tebows squeaky clean tight pink hole has brought me many moments of pleasure. I never jump on the "Everyman in the world is gay" bandwagon ,but honey ,I gotta concur with this one. He sent my gaydar into the red zone the very 1st time I saw him.

R203 "The red zone" would be Tebow's hole after Hernandez railed him long and hard.

Who cares with this has been. Who is Jimmy banging?

She's a married lady now!

Congrats. There is nothing more beautiful than true love.

This doesn't stop the writing on the wall.

1. Hernandez, from the Netflix doc, was fucking his high school quarterback.

2. Hernandez was placed as Tebow's roommate in college.

3. Tebow pings to high heaven and Hernandez was also a bi closet case that loved to swing his dick around or wave it in people's faces in the Florida Gator's locker room. You can't tell me he would have been opposed to jerking off or showing that python around in their dorm room.

4. Tebow is fine keeping secrets about Hernandez. Case in point, Tebow was with Hernandez when the underage athlete (Hernandez wan't even 20 at the time) punched a bar manager when he asked him to pay his bill. So the christian leader on the team was fine allowing an unhinged underage player to hit up bars, get drunk, punch a guy, then act like nothing happened? Tebow has proven to be one adaptable to secretes.

5. No man that attractive, wealthy, and popular would wait until 32 to get laid.

My guess, he probably gave into the advances of a drunk Hernandez. Probably not full on sex, but oral or mutual masterbation. I see through Tebow. His public persona is very nice and wholesome, I think he is a great role model. During one of his Christian Church Tours he came to the mega church I used to attend. He was very nice, as expected, but the thirsty single females were acting crazy. Anyone's daughter over the age of 18 was present and nicely dressed. These families wanted nothing more than to get Tebow, and his millions, to notice their southern bell. In the end he gets a gorgeous woman from Africa, haha.

I found this quote from the People article interesting:

“I’ve been looking forward to three things,” said Tebow. “The first moment I see her in her wedding dress, the first kiss, and the first dance together as man and wife. It’s such a special night.”

Notice what isn't stated. Honestly, I sympathize for him.

[quote] . I see through Tebow.

I see through the lies of the Jedi.

I'm so very happy for them.

Tebow looks thin and good. I would eat his asshole quite deeply, certain that it tastes like butterscotch.

Exodus claims another success story!

[quote]Exodus claims another success story!

Leviticus, too.

“Does it go here? In the smelly hole?”

Agree with R199 and R201.

I would also add that Todd Chrisley guy and that NYC real estate guy from MILLION DOLLAR LISTING.

As for Tim and his 'bride'. I'm giving it three years. The basis of the split will be either Irreconcilable differences or their schedules keep them far apart.

I'd love to see the pre-nup on this one.

Marry a fertile girl and only have sex every 9 months because your religion forbids having sex with pregnant women.

Celebs have to be flaming before datalounge acknowledges them as gay. Lance Armstrong can be best buds with known gay actors and date lesbians and no one even notices.

Is there any person on this site that you delusional fuckers don't think is gay

R94 why would a bi woman need a beard. Being a bi woman is super hip and cool these days

So sad to see so many hate on beautiful love. You will one day fall in love yourself. Never give up. There's someone out there for everyone.

When one closet door shuts, another opens

To a lesbian, I’m sure.

R191, that's what I think too. Kirk Cameron is a great example of this... really religious, got married in his early 20's to a beautiful woman. No "straight" guy waits this long... ESPECIALLY when you factor in how easily it would have been for Tim to marry a beautiful girl a decade (or more!) ago if he really wanted! I feel he was putting this off for as long as humanly possible... for obvious reasons. lol

Scene from the wedding night:

TIM: You want me to put WHAT ... WHERE?

R229 Kirk deserves to be slapped across the room - sanctimonious little shit.

R231, while that may be true, I used him as an example because that's what straight religious men do. They don't wait until they're well into their 30's to lose their virginity. Tim was clearly putting this off for as long as possible.

R230 Gronk will provide room service.

Tim seems like a sweetheart. Leave him alone.

Check out the romantic simpleton at R225. Jebus.

If the rumors about him a true and there are plenty of rumors that he's gay he's a major hypocrite. He talked about waiting but he didn't wait, he's gay. It's quite possible he selling for tremendous lie to people. Instead of being the Jackie Robinson of gay Christian athletes he's perpetuating this myth that straight Christians wait until they are married to have sex. It happens but it's very rare. And as others have mentioned when it does happen they usually get married very young.

No baby announcement yet? What's the problem?

Poor poor closeted Timmy! He was pressured into marriage by his fundie mother, but marrying someone is easy: you can tie the know with anyone, even a roommate, even a complete stranger in exchange for a Green Card (hint hint). It's just a contract after all (hint hint). Once that phase is over, they're gonna start pressuring him for kids (which I'm sure they have already), and that's the tricky part: you can't fake that, as it's k-kinda impossible to produce them if you're into the same gender. Unless, of course, you go the Anal Alamouddin route and oh-so-conveniently have twins via IVF to "conceal" your tendencies

r237 The fact that he ain't straight and this is a lavender marriage? Kinda reminds of Potranka: she's said multiple times she wants as many kids as possible with Nick Jonas, she has the hubby and the means and the age, but "coincidentally" she still won't have them. Gee, I wonder why

She better not think that her pussy is going to be getting any attention after they've exchanged their vows and "deflowered" each other. If she's smart enough, she'll soon realize she's married a closet-case and divorce him when he quits fucking her and is secretly jacking off to gay porn in the bathroom.

I see a lot of viagra in his future…and maybe a butt plug too.

r240 What makes you even think they've "deflowered" each other (unless objects were involved)? Pretty sure they haven't

Fucking knew this was gonna be another childless marriage for obvious bearding reasons

Has the crotch fruit failed to germinate?

^ Pleeze he can always phone it in.

I mean nothing wrong with a boy dressed a sailor right?

The whole Cheslie Kryst suicide thing got me thinking of Deminuta, since she's a former beauty queen who met Cheslie, and her sham of a marriage. I went straight to her feed to see whether she and Tim Tebow had started a family yet... and of course not: still proud dog parents despite a million years of marriage! And he's looking more feminine than ever with that "side-shaved" haircut of his. When do you think he's gonna come out?

I’m sure that they can have kids if they want to do science has advanced significantly. I suspect he will be a great dad and it doesn’t matter which way he decides to go.

Plenty of gay men in the past had kids the old fashioned way, these new f..s like Tim tebow and Steele Johnson just need to man up and put the Dick in those V J j's. 😆

R247 Explains why Timmy is afraid to come out.

I hope his boyfriend is happy.

Isn't his boyfriend named Daniel?

This from a day ago isn't so femme... I might not even peg the man as gay if I didn't know who he is.

Lots of time and opportunity to make babies during a 2 year pandemic. They must be infertile -- like Tom and Nicole.

R255 Yeah, lots of conveniently infertile people in show biz nowadays. "Infertile" is the new "closeted"

And we could give HER the benefit of the doubt because she's only 26, thus "too young to start a family just yet" and all that shit. But he's already 34: they should get cracking because of HIM. But we all know age is not even the point here: they'll never have kids because they don't even fuck each other at all

And I guess the reason he picked a much younger beard for himself is so he could have a handy excuse as to why they weren't having kids ("I'm not opposed to it, but she's just so young, yenno"). Same for McCaffrey/Mea Culpable and Jonas/Potranka Chompra, except in these 2 cases the younger one is the dude. Awwwwwww, gotta love'em bearding strategies

He is enormous. Watch this clip of him throwing a guy in the water at a golf course. I love the way he first ass-slaps the guy, then lopes up and bear hugs him. His back muscles are crazy huge. I would love to be man-handled by him.

For some reason, I can't get the TikTok to link. Scroll down to the link in the article.

[quote]...and Jonas/Potranka Chompra, except in these 2 cases the younger one is the dude.

They just had a baby, through a surrogate. Chuckle. Chuckle.

r259 I like to get wet with him.

Religion aside I think he's genuinely a nice guy and equally nice husband and would be an awesome dad. Hope the wife know how lucky she is.

R260 I had no idea. A surrogate, of course, George Looney style

I think Tim got married because he wanted to please his parents. Seems he's totally adored and devoted to them. Their happiness comes first before his. Even if he really has homosex urges, he's trying his best to surpress/deny them as it will break his parents' hearts. But the sad thing is the parents always know.

Tim Tebow's boyfriend is a dirty STD-ridden slut who's into underaged guys and helped procure them for Bryan Singer.

Is Miss multi-hyphenated still childless after a decade of marriage? I'm sure she'll wait another decade and pull a Potranka Chompra because hubby is SO straight, yenno

Not reading all the above responses - Good for you Tim! Marry whoever you choose.