Things That Look Like Penis!

Things That Look Like Penis!

Let's have some totally safe for work fun!

Beginning with: The Penis Worm (phylum priapulida)! A group of large marine worms that look like a bag of dicks!

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by Anonymousreply 118May 14, 2021 7:05 PM

These are the shadows cast by the railings of the Westminster Bridge in London.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 28, 2021 6:11 PM

The iconic water tower in Ypsilanti, MI. Often referred to as "the brick dick."

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by Anonymousreply 3April 28, 2021 6:23 PM

The caterpillar of the lobster moth!

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by Anonymousreply 5April 28, 2021 7:00 PM

The Peter Pepper and it's real, I grew them one year. It's scary looking.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 28, 2021 7:32 PM

Wasn't the internet lovely when embedded images actually showed up on the page you are looking at, which is how html was originally designed to work, instead of having to click and go offsite to see them?

by Anonymousreply 7April 28, 2021 7:39 PM

My throat looks like penis. The palate, uvula and tonsils have been reshaped. I may even need to extract my wisdom teeth for better entry.

by Anonymousreply 11April 28, 2021 7:53 PM

I was going to put a picture of Matt Gaetz here ('cause he's a dick, in the worst sense).

Instead, here's a link to an article about 10 things in nature that look like a penis. (The 'tree' ones give new meaning to the term 'morning wood.')

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by Anonymousreply 12April 28, 2021 8:22 PM

The rootlets of the huacrapona palm tree.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 29, 2021 12:25 AM

Stanford University's iconic Hoover Tower.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 29, 2021 5:16 AM

I have no idea what any of you are taking about. This is what a penis looks like:

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by Anonymousreply 16April 29, 2021 5:35 AM

Triton's castle in Little Mermaid

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by Anonymousreply 17April 29, 2021 5:37 AM

Gentlemen - I present you the mascot of Hoopston Illinois High School - the Corn Jerkers

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by Anonymousreply 19April 29, 2021 6:12 AM

While it doesn't actually look like a penis, its been known as Rex's Erection for decades. Rex Humbard was one of the first televangelists, and had a church called the Cathedral of Tomorrow in Cuyahoga Falls, OH. He decided to build a space needle-like thing, but ran out of money before it was finished, and its just been sitting there, a monstrous eyesore, ever since.

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by Anonymousreply 21April 29, 2021 6:45 AM

This is a great thread!

I have something a bit outside the confines of the thread, tho. I present to you, Orchis Italica or commonly known as Naked Man Orchid

Sadly, it's not a dong doppelganger but it is VERY FUN

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by Anonymousreply 22April 29, 2021 9:09 AM

I'm sure we did this thread a few months ago.

by Anonymousreply 25April 29, 2021 12:44 PM

Do weather reports count?

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by Anonymousreply 26April 29, 2021 1:51 PM

Capadocia, Turkey!

If the Datalounge ever has a travel gettogether, it should include a hot-air balloon ride over the natural phallic stone towers of Capadocia.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 30, 2021 5:25 PM

This is thread is making me horny as hell!

by Anonymousreply 37May 2, 2021 8:26 AM

Hot, sweaty, manly, HAND-KNITTED SOCK!!!

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by Anonymousreply 38May 2, 2021 4:31 PM

R41. Another photo of the Guangxi Centre of New Media with a video of nighttime fireworks ejaculating out of the top.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 2, 2021 6:48 PM

And another photo of the Guangxi Centre of New Media that looks a bit less like a penis.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 2, 2021 6:51 PM

A whole new meaning to that prickly feeling...

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by Anonymousreply 47May 2, 2021 7:01 PM

Strawberries – the fruit of love.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 2, 2021 7:03 PM

Love me a good tater, r43.

by Anonymousreply 50May 2, 2021 7:05 PM

Merseyside housing estate in the U.K.

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by Anonymousreply 65May 2, 2021 7:19 PM

Would someone mind scaring up a photo of the geographical location known as "The Mull of Kintyre"? It's in Scotland.

Thanks awfully.

by Anonymousreply 75May 2, 2021 8:53 PM

I'm more interested in The Butt of Lewis.

by Anonymousreply 76May 2, 2021 9:09 PM

"We all know the real reason Norway didn't join the EU was because they wanted to make Sweden and Finland look like a pair of cock and balls"

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by Anonymousreply 78May 2, 2021 10:26 PM

this sounds like $25,000 Pyramid material

by Anonymousreply 81May 3, 2021 5:47 PM

newest Ella Emhoff knitting

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by Anonymousreply 82May 3, 2021 5:56 PM

hmmh, is it just me or is this children's book a little off?

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by Anonymousreply 99May 4, 2021 8:53 AM

Fuck you to everyone who posts only a link with no explanation or description.

by Anonymousreply 116May 13, 2021 9:35 PM
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