People do seem to sign their lives away to trade their mental well being for fame or infamy through his shows, and no one seems better off for it. The cast has a 34 percent divorce rate.

I want to scratch his eyes out.

That motherfucker took away our show!

He'll turn on you in a hot second.

No loyalty at all.

I dont' know any of these people.

You should see the trail of twinks he left, after having them "bar tend" for his show.

He fucks them, and dumps them.

He's a goddamned coke head!

[quote]The cast has a 34 percent divorce rate.

Isn’t the overall divorce rate 50%?

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Why did I have to be born?????

Even members of royalty aren’t immune to Cohen’s wrath. As Radar revealed, the Bravo host is jealous that Meghan Markle’s March 2019 baby shower stole his shower’s thunder!

“Andy and the Real Housewives have been bragging for weeks that there will never be a more epic baby shower than the one thrown for Cohen’s baby boy, Ben. And then Meghan Markle arrived in New York with Amal Clooney and Serena Williams,” sources told STRAIGHT SHUTER’s Rob Shuter Opens in New Window.

“The Bravo bunch are actually jealous,” Shuter’s source continued. “For some reason, having the best party is such a big deal for them. And now all anyone is talking about is The Duchess’ $80,000 baby shower and they are livid.”

Is he the devil? ABSOLUTELY!

Signed,

Aviva Drescher, Alex McCord, Cindy Barshop, Kristen Taekman, Heather Thomson, Carol Radziwill, etc. etc.

“I was just wondering if you got close at all because he was very problematic for the gays at one point,” Cohen said in an apparent reference to Murphy’s old stand-up routines, which often included anti-gay jokes. (Murphy apologized for his remarks in the late ’90s.)

Burgess stumbled through his answer, before flatly telling Cohen, “Keep going, girl…Do your show.”

He later explained his reaction to fans in an Instagram story Opens in New Window: “She can be a messy queen!” he wrote of the Bravo host. “Yes I said it! Don’t care he knows either! He should remember his talk show isn’t an episode of the real housewives of Atlanta! It’s a place where artists come to talk about art and have a little fun. NOT a place to rehash old rumors or bring a star negative press.”

No, Dump is Satan. This is just an average gay narcissist with way too much clout and very little talent.

Personally, I never liked him.

But don't tell him I said that.

What Bullshit OP, I hope he sues you for defamation

He and Cooper seem like Mean Girls. Those kind of gay "friendships" don't last long--one of them will get pissed at the other one day and they will turn on each other. It won't be pretty. But it WILL be funny.

R19 In those sorts of relationships, one supplies the drugs and the sluts and the other vices and the other shields himself behind the troublemaker. Little does the “good” one know that he’s the one being used and soon enough will suffer dire personal consequences at the hands of the machiavellian supplier.

R20, 100%. It will end badly. These kind of gay "friendships" are best abandoned in ones twenties (if not earlier).

Nothing could be worse than how he treated Lisa Vanderpump. Andy was jealous that she was one of the most beloved women in America, so he tried his best to destroy her reputation with the help of snakes.

He tried but failed. She'll come out smelling like a rose when the show tanks without her.

No, Andy Cohen is not Satan. And he's not responsible for the lives of mentally unstable narcissists.

Get a grip.

Ms. Carp is working weekends defending her man here this weekend.

Has he lost the baby yet?

Andy puts up with a shitload of crazy bitches. He earns every penny he squeezes out of these Housewives shows. Who else would put up with these shrews?

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R27 Is that his grandson or his rentboy?

No, but I hear Satan is slightly croos-eyed too, so understandable mistake.

He’s not smart enough to be Satan. He’s just a narcissistic asshole.

R3 Agreed, Jill darling, go for the wonky one first, it'll be more satisfying.

He is a very unhappy short jewish man with a wonky eye who is pissed he wasn't born a tall handsome wasp.

The baby boy will only bring him heartache because he is so angry inside.

Therapy is probably not going to help at this point in time.

Isn't he a huge cokehead? He'll have a heart attack or something in Parkinson's family before too long. He's in his 50s

I can’t wait for the inevitable fall out between him and John Mayer. The two of them seem like such calculating social climbers only interested in using each other for the popularity they think the other can give them. The breakup is gonna be messy and you know he’s gonna spill everything he knows. I can’t wait to hear or read it.

I suspect Andy is laughing all the way to the bank.

Yes, R33. He wants to be Anderson Cooper and that's why he keeps him around and acts like his guru. I suspect he actually hates Cooper and will enjoy destroying him one day soon. Wonder how

The Real Housewives have been a prime leading indicator of the impending bankrupt death of American culture.

You bitches are being dramatic. Cohen is no worse than any other opportunist in the industry.

[quote]I can’t wait for the inevitable fall out between him and John Mayer. The two of them seem like such calculating social climbers only interested in using each other for the popularity they think the other can give them. The breakup is gonna be messy and you know he’s gonna spill everything he knows. I can’t wait to hear or read it.

Stop it. Miss Shawn Mendes is literally shitting her panties over this.

Well he's no angel. But these fucking "housewives" chose to get into business with him. He's just exposed them for the vapid useless whores they really are.