What, is he a Real Housewife now? That sounds like something Ramona would say. So unexpected.

Of course, you've all heard about that awful fight between Halle Berry's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and her fiance, Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving. Yikes.

And Lindsay Lohan's brawl sounds like a Mad Lib: Lindsay allegedly got in a fight with a married psychic because LiLo called the woman a "gypsy" and was mad because she thought the psychic was flirting with Max George from The Wanted. Girl, I know. We all have those nights.

Celebrities, why can't we all just get along? It's the holiday season! Time for hot cocoa and being with family and snuggling on the couch and watching Elf—not all-out fights. C'mon, get it together.

Rant over! Are you surprised by all the drama in Hollywood lately, or is this just old news to you?