Photographer: Hi, your people said you wanted some pregnancy shots?

Beyoncé: The world must be fed by my fullness.

Photographer: Cool, so like a basic Demi Moore thing or are we thinking more Blac Chyna?

Beyoncé: Ariel.

Photographer: Who?

Beyoncé: I am interested in giving "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat, two babies make my family complete" realness.

Photographer: I feel like this is going to be a longer day than I anticipated.

Beyoncé: How long can you hold your breath? An hour?