Do goatees ever look good?

Goatees look especially good on slim, angular faces (but don't let them grow too long or they'll make your face look too lean) and can make a round face look slightly slimmer – a trick used by goatee guru George Michael.

Why you should grow a goatee?

Like a beard, a goatee can add strength to a weak chin. It can also help define a round or less than sculpted face. As you would expect, pale complexions and dark facial hair result in a more dramatic look. Whereas facial hair that is very close to the color of one's skin is less prominent.