The cooking physics behind the idea is actually sound. ... In the final calculations, it needs a minimum of 135,000 slaps across as many as 8 hours to slap-cook a chicken, using up around 7,500 Watt Hours of energy (two or three times as much as your oven would need for the same job), according to Weisz.

How fast to cook a chicken by slapping it?

To which physics major Parker Osmonde said that "it would take 23,034 average slaps to cook a chicken," with a velocity of 3,725.95 mph.

Should you hit your chicken?

No matter which cooking method you use, there is one important step you should always take. Pound chicken breasts to an even thickness before cooking them. When each piece of chicken is a different size, they will cook at an uneven rate. ... Pounding also tenderizes the meat, making the cooked result more tender.