As you probably thought, the calorie content of tablets is tiny. For example, a 500mg paracetamol tablet contains the grand total of 0.3 calories. A sugar-coated 400mg ibuprofen tabletcontains 0.5 calories.

Are there calories in glucose tablets?

Pure glucose contains only 4 calories per gram, so a 15-20 gram treatment has 60-80 calories, and every single calorie goes directly to rapidly correcting your blood sugar levels.

Does toothpaste have calories in it?

Sorbitol is a sweetener which only contains around 3 calories per gram, and there's almost certainly less than a gram of sorbitol in a toothpaste. All of the other ingredients are sweeteners, emulsifiers or flavoring agents with no calories at all, including the active ingredient sodium fluoride.